i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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