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so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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