This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I want to fling myself into the sun
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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