trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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