Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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