Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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