so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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