that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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