It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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