Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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