you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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