in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Pants 0. Shit 1.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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