The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
