I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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