so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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