he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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