come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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