Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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