id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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