hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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