How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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