Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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