That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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