idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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