forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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