When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
handjob tips. give me some.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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