I wish I could punch you in the face.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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