Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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