I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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