What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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