i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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