There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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