singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I have already put on my inside pants.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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