I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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