Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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