i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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