We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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