I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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