But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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