In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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