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Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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