Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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