i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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