okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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