haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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