Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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