She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He has the fingertips of a God
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