I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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