that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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