i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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