we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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