Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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