I want to have your abortion
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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