butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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