I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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