Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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