i can't believe i had my finger in that
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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