"it" just moved
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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