So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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