Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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